Fourth of July Waffles

a sexually transmitted disease. Comes from the term waffle, for vagina.

I have to go to Planned Parenthood to get some cream...I've got major Fourth of July Waffles.

by vanessasarah13 October 10, 2011

Frankenstein's Waffle

a really ugly dick

I was unzipping his pants, and then Frankenstein's Waffle popped out!

by blondemunchkin April 20, 2016

tossing the waffle

When your girl got a yeast infection so you go anal instead

Tossing the waffle is so much easier than waiting on her infection to go away

by Pmoney-99 December 9, 2016

chubby wubby waffle

basically hoda

oh sarah did you see that chubby wubby waffle"

by sarahdan January 27, 2017

pushing the waffle

Something you never want to hear from your roommates bedroom..

Matt, stop pushing the waffle

by Creamcicle June 25, 2017

Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

cock gobbling slut waffle

You.

You fucking cock gobbling slut waffle!!

by Cock gobbling slut waffles November 26, 2017