Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
by nooodiabetoorollbacktokitchen July 16, 2025
Get the Colonial Middle Schoolmug. by chickenlittleisagod12345678910 November 11, 2018
Get the Cockeysville Middle Schoolmug. Clout demon bitches everywhere . Racist teachers omm. Ghetto hot Cheeto girls everywhere. Wanna be hood niggas who think they allat 😹. Drug dealers, 13yr old pregnant girls, fights, getting caught doing drugs is basically what we known for. Kids be fucking in the restrooms and everything. Magnet school my ass, the most ghetto and ratchet magnet school ever.
by kysokay September 7, 2021
Get the McNair middle schoolmug. A decent school with shitty people. 7th graders vaping in the bathroom getting caught the first week of school. emo ppl left and right. wanna be gang bangers. pe teacher is a pedophile, and the normal people there isn’t a lot of them tho. “ fake fighting is still fighting” vice principal
by rueodell September 10, 2021
Get the Shasta lake middle schoolmug. high mountain middle school is hell. no one who’s ever went there is proud to say it. where 5th graders get caught for vaping. this school is filled with stuck up little bitches who no one likes. high mountain middle school sucks. except everyone’s favorite teacher. 99.9% of the students are white. high mountain sucks
by udontknowme November 10, 2021
Get the High Mountain Middle Schoolmug. Where you start smoking weed while listening to Ice Cube before you become a emo stoner in High School listening to Elvis Depressed ly
by 420yolosimbabwateensuicide December 3, 2014
Get the middle schoolmug. Legal torture full of a bunch of dumb jackass boys and dumb jackass girls who think they rule the fucking world. Then some dumb teacher gives you a test and you fail it and you die and then you don't do any HW cause your too busy playing video games, watching Netflix and then watching youtube. (LEGAL TORTURE)
Girl: Wait up! Does this make me look fat?
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*
Me: No, you're fine *go away*
Girl: Ugh those boys are so dumb.
Me: silence *I hate Middle school*
by EveNing1000 June 11, 2018
Get the Middle Schoolmug.