Jobs Corollary

An addendum to Rule 34 - There's an app for that! (TAAFT

Guy #1 with a horrified look on his face: "Rule 34 must be true. I couldn't imagine that gay midget donkey zebra hermaphrodite amputee porn could have existed, but here it is on my computer."

Guy#2: "Jobs Corollary"

Guy #1: "What?"

Guy #2 shows Guy #1 the screen on his iPhone: "There's an app for that!"

Guy #1 runs to the bathroom and vomits.

by Mofrak August 24, 2010

Nicely job

Another way of saying nice job

Nicely job (person)

by Bree >:)) March 7, 2022

Road Job

When the female is giving the male a hand-job and starts kissing and licking the shaft and makes her way down to the balls. Not mistaken for road head

"Yo Gabriel, guess what Ashley did to me at the movies this weekends?"
"What?"
"She gave me a road job!"

"Damn bruh! I see you!"

by Big Sack Zak February 7, 2017

T-Job

When 3 girls give a guy a blowjob, but 1 girl sucks the dick, 1 girl sucks the left nut and 1 girl b sucks the right nut.

Guy #1: Bro I got these 3 girls to come back to my place and they all sucked me off.

Guy #2: Was it a T-job?

Guy #1: Hellz yeah.

by Blahyblah May 24, 2020

rough job

When she has braces

Yo. My girlfriend just got braces...

Lol you're gonna get a rough job

by Mike wrestling May 13, 2016

Squid Job

When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.

During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.

by Bluepaul March 15, 2011

anti-job

someone who doesn't care about getting a job or going to study

- MOM I DONT CARE BOUT SCHOOL ON SEPTEMBER 1 I DONT NEED IT
- You WILL go..
*mom quits room*
- .................. wot
Father: Shhh I am an anti-job too. Money does suck, right?

by PorcupineCanadian September 22, 2015