Hauling Tits

Not hauling ass. To go in a slow or poky manner. Generally slow as fuck.

Where the fuck is Carl he left his house an hour ago? He must be Hauling Tits.

by wisefucker January 28, 2013

Tits on a Pig

An exclamation of shock, often done ironically, as most people would not be surprised to find multiple tits upon one pig.

He did it AGAIN! Tits on a pig.

by Echo3Bravo December 4, 2011

tit cicle

a popcicle made out of breast milk and whiskey (preferably JACK DANIELS).

My mom gives my baby brother a tit cicle before he goes to bed

by reverand raabi July 10, 2011

Flagging Tits

Flat, sagging tits that old women have. They flail around during sex. Hence, flail + sagging = flagging. Flagging tits.

Dude, the old bitch in Jackass 2.5 has some flagging tits.

by laundry room closet July 31, 2011

tits mcgoo

adjective; verb; noun

something that is either of the most extreme quality or quantity of either the good or bad.

These fish tacos are the tits mcgoo!

by DrizzyDrakeHender July 6, 2011

tit-butt

the condition created when a fat woman with large breasts wears a bra 2 sizes too small.

hey fatass! nice tit-butt!

by sick December 14, 2003

tits up

Denotes a symbolic congratulatory salute from a group of females. Used by female teams.

Cathy got red carded last night after a scuffle with that pushy witch on the other team. Hats off, three cheers, and tits up to Cathy!

by jrkfrsf July 24, 2009