slapping your watch

It’s same as beat your meat. It’s a less specific way of talking about the term so you don’t get in trouble

“Have you been slapping your watch in the bathroom?”

by ohnomycarrots February 9, 2019

Vince Dick Slap

When someone both literally and metaphorically dick slaps the shit out of another person for being a total fucking idiot.

Guy 1: “Dude, they want me to pay for utilities on months I didn’t even live at the house”
Guy 2: “Fuck that shit, just tell your dad and he’ll Vince dick slap the hell out of them and put them in their place”
Guy 1: “hell yeah man you’re right”

by Babolat2015 August 16, 2018

That slaps my muff

After someone says a dirty joke, say this to keep things dirty

"shucks... that slaps my muff"
"hey Bill doesnt that joke slap your muff?"

by the muff slapper May 8, 2010

slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

Piggy-shoe Slapped

To be hit by the locker next to you when someone opens it.

Kindra was trying to get a book out of her locker, but Ashley opened her's and piggy-shoe slapped Kindra.

by xmissprissx May 31, 2010

slap me five

when you go and give someone a high five, but you shout 'slap me five' when doing it

i saw Ali so i shouted 'slap me five Ali !'

by Harry Strode June 2, 2008

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009