My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
He try to make friends but they call him, ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she said "Hell no!"
Cause he not da handsome
And my son so broke can't buy the dim sum
He text Ming Li, but she a pick me
Too bad he broke, can't buy the milk tea
If he talk back to me then he get his ass beat
Cause if you try me then I do da Tai Chi
Just listen to your mommy and go eat the kimchi
Or I sell your kidney for two dollar fifty
Do not think I forgot, you got B in Chinese
Ancestor look down on you, go say sorry
My son so dumb, IQ 21
He try to make friends but they call him ching chong
He eat the wonton, but he fat like Kim Jong
He so ugly when he smile he look like the King Kong
My son useless, can't play ping pong
He try to get a date, with the girl Sue Young
But she say "hell no!"
'Cause he not the handsome
And my son so broke, can't buy the dim sum
by qmebtcuzokahdfgjslpxivynr December 21, 2023
Get the my son so dumb iq 21 asian rap 1mug. 
by steppin on steppers July 1, 2021
Get the sosmug. "pearl is so kind", said by tiktok user indigo, on a video where pearl complimented her step sister's dress.
pearl is a fictional character in movies "pearl" (2022) and "X" (2022) and has killed around 7 people
pearl is a fictional character in movies "pearl" (2022) and "X" (2022) and has killed around 7 people
pearl: my paralyzed dad and my responsible mother are so annoying. i wish they were dead so i could become a chorus girl.
indigo: pearl is so kind!
indigo: pearl is so kind!
by maga :3 January 2, 2024
Get the pearl is so kindmug. Instead of telling someone there complete fucking morons, and explaining that what they just suggested was the dumbest thing you ever heard. And then having to explain to them for hours how fun their idea was, you can simply say your so pretty, and move in
Little Johnny says hey this car is so fast we should add wings so we can fly,. (Instead of telling little Johnny that the wheels on the ground are what makes the car fast and I've you generated enough lift you would slow and come back down, because you need fwd motion to push sure over the rwngs.) Your so pretty.
by Sslogic June 27, 2025
Get the Your so prettymug. by TheMRaz January 30, 2018
Get the it’s so christianmug. Its a bitch that thinks shes so smart, and pulling one over on you, when in reality you can see right through her, totally fake, totally phony.
Girl all smiley and obviously being a kiss ass: Oh hi, is that a new haircut?
The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
The girl with the new hair style: Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.
by 69hysteria October 12, 2020
Get the Bitch you're so plastic, you could sell tupperware.mug.