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Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.
How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took
by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011
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Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther
Why Can't You Females Ride Genitals For Richard, Timothy, And Gunther
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(phrase / battle cry / life philosophy)

A chaotic battle cry for making reckless decisions with full confidence — usually shouted before doing something dumb, heroic, or both. May also be used to hype someone up before diving into action — whether it’s starting a big task, racing a deadline, or just leaving somewhere in dramatic fashion.

Usually yelled when:

- You’re late, broke, tired, or emotionally unstable — but you’re going anyway.

- You’re doing something way above your skill level.

- You’ve accepted chaos as a lifestyle.
Examples:

Friend 1: “We’re late for the concert!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🚀

Friend 1: “Bro, the cops are right behind us!”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!” 🐎💨

Friend 1: “We only have 3% gas and no GPS.”
Friend 2: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Before chugging your coffee at 8:59 a.m.: “Ride like the wind, Bullseye!”

Synonyms: “Let’s roll!”, “Giddy up!”, “Full send!”
by Thejocdoc November 11, 2025
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Ride Yoshi

Super Mario World Really Indended.

How Puyo Puyo is Jealous.
Totally Original Joke: Mario is Going to Ride Yoshi, of course!
by ArleNadjaFanatic2018 November 1, 2018
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booty back ride

It's a piggy back ride but you hold onto the booty instead of their legs
Do you want me to give you a booty back ride?
by Rideordiebaeby November 17, 2016
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DICK RIDING DISORDER (DRD

Dick riding disorder (DRD) is a disorder that usually affects 1-4 people at a time, typically during an argument or conflict between two different parties
I argued with him and his 3 other friends jump in to defend him

dick riding disorder (DRD)
by DADDYTURTLEMILK May 30, 2022
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Riding the Wave

When somebody uses a urinal, flushes, and you pee into the urinal while its still in the process of flushing.
"I peed into that guy's urinal after he flushed and it was still flushing."
"Hell yeah, riding the wave, brother..."
by Greg #1 Flerpaderpadoo April 21, 2024
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