Five Finger GIF Punch

An elite black belt level social media technique, wherein a GIF that is used to respond to a post, text, etc., is so strongly impactful on every emotional level that it might as well have been a physical strike.

That GIF in your response was such a Five Finger GIF Punch that it made me laugh until I started to cry.

by crispernaki June 4, 2020

Gucci Punch

Something that silly the kid does to girls that piss him off.
Looks like a superman punch. Initially invented by Gucci Mane when a girl pissed him off at a concert.

Buddy: Hey Silly howd it go with Lisa last night?
Silly: Yo that girl pissed my off so i Gucci Punched her ass.
Buddy: Atta Girl

by Atta Girl Buddy May 31, 2011

Punch-Run

When your playing JoJo Blox and you punch a thug and run away.

Yo Tony, i totally Punch-runned a thug yesterday.

by fuckhead227 September 28, 2019

Punch a bitch in her mouth

To put a bitch in her mouth when she plays with you

I’ll punch a bitch in her mouth if she plays with me

by Mar BSV October 11, 2022

saitama’s second punch

a legendary group chat with legendary people in it (specifically @bee.mesned) they hang out all the time and everyone wants to be them. they’re 100% the “cool kids”

i wish i was in saitama’s second punch friend group

my favorite from saitama’s second punch members is for sure @bee.mesned

by fangirlofsaitamassecondpunchgc September 11, 2020

Long range hole punch

A gun. Usually used when mentioning guns directly is non-desirable, e.g. when in the presence of potential government agents online.

I built a long range hole punch in my garage the other day.

by wonkire March 5, 2023

online punch

Is what someone gets when they make a comment in a feed that deserves more than a face palm.

He broke the First Rule. I had to online punch him.

by Deyphid November 2, 2013