Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
by GoblinPuncher July 15, 2022
Get the Goblin Punch mug.An idiom to use when a white boy is acting up about something unproblematic or a hypothetical situation they made up (usually online, and often about women).
Person 1: Ugh, these female Twitch streamers are only popular because of their massive tits!
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
Person 2: Dude, stop punching the drywall.
by odin_191 July 28, 2022
Get the Punching the drywall mug.sucker punch is when you hit someone as hard as you can while they are not looking hoping they fall to the ground so you can stomp or beat they ass because you scared of fighting them head on in a real fight where they will beat your ass. and most commonly its about a girl who won't be with this guy until he fucks them up because this girl hates the guy because he won't be with her. and it makes me mad that these guys always only go after the men and don't do nothing to these women who always sitting it up and getting away with it and do this evil shit non stop to so many good men
you sucker punch me, you good as dead in the fight i have no respect for cowards or bitches who too scared to fight like a man when you got the nerve to start the fight anyway
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 8, 2022
Get the Sucker Punch mug.Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!
Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!
Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond
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