When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting
by Fin Cann January 19, 2025

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

“I got Post Officed by my Boss today for stuff he never completed”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
“I’m going to Post Office the guy as I fucked up but I’m not taking the heat for it”
by PostmansHorizon January 11, 2024

by TheChocolatePig May 8, 2018

The first week back from Mexico realizing you have to face reality, can’t drink every day and can’t sit in the sun 24/7
by algal1301 June 9, 2019

A person that recognizes true friendship comes from really considering other people. This person finds a great distaste in elitist and segregation-like behavior. This person finds value in understanding where people come from, and appreciates the value in what "nerds" and "jocks" do. The only kind this person hates are those who feed upon the social order.
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Super-Clique: No *looks at phone as if busy*.
Nerd: Oh, okay.
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Clique: *starts to look at phone* Oh yeah?
Nerd: Yeah..
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Post-Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Post-Clique: *makes eye contact* What makes it awesome?
Nerd: Oh, well...
Super-Clique: No *looks at phone as if busy*.
Nerd: Oh, okay.
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Clique: *starts to look at phone* Oh yeah?
Nerd: Yeah..
Nerd: Have you heard of DotA?
Post-Clique: No, what is it?
Nerd: Oh it's this very awesome game.
Post-Clique: *makes eye contact* What makes it awesome?
Nerd: Oh, well...
by internationaltoidentitype April 29, 2012

"Mate what's wrong with you?" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
"Bro I have post-sesh syndrome I can't move" - Gary
"Mad night then" - Phillip
by TypicalChav August 17, 2020
