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Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
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Kicks me in the balls and steals my money

Something that is completely undesirable or unwanted.
Person 1: Hey, your uncle Clovis died yesterday.
Person 2: Well, that just kicks me in the balls and steals my money.
by MalumLibrum958 September 2, 2022
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I got the money.

I got the dough it's time to go.I got the money.
Loop
by Richway October 30, 2021
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trail money

Wipes are trail money so you don't have to use socks to wipe your rear.
by jjou February 11, 2019
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Elon Money

An immense amount of cash, usually possessed by a person.
Person 1: "Hey man, can you buy me some food? I'm broke and you got Elon money.
Person 2: "no lol"
by iiaplepiezYT February 14, 2025
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Money

Money, get away

Get a good job with good pay and you're okay

Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash
New car, caviar, four star daydream

Think I'll buy me a football team
Money, get back
I'm all right Jack keep your hands off of my stack
Money, it's a hit

Don't give me that do goody good bullshit
I'm in the high-fidelity first class traveling set

And I think I need a Lear jet

Money, it's a crime

Share it fairly but don't take a slice of my pie
Money, so they say

Is the root of all evil today
But if you ask for a raise it's no surprise
That they're giving none away
Away, away, way
Away, away, away
by Death Menace September 4, 2023
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zakat money

A small amount of money.

Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.

Islamic version of “pocket change”.
-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.

-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.

-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.
by Volto10 February 16, 2024
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