The Moldovan Hosepipe

The Moldovan hosepipe usually refers to the novel act of finishing/discharging into a funnel connected to a container or hosepipe, and later reusing this collected substance as a lubricant for later sexual acts. It is thought to have originated in Moldova among the younger population of Bâlti, Moldova's second largest city.

"My friend was talking to me about the Moldovan Hosepipe earlier - I don't know how people get a kick from stuff like that!"

by HumbleContributor July 11, 2025

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Town Water Hose

A slut or whore; likening someone to a prostitute

Timmy: “Tracy fucked so many guys on spring break”
Johnny: “That bitch is becoming the town water hose”

by TimmyWaterhose July 31, 2025

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Defending the hosel

In golf when you have the shanks and want to avoid them you start trying to steer your shots, this is called defending the hosel.

“Chez has had a few shanks, now he’s defending the hosel!”

by Pedro Niños August 10, 2025

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The garden hose method

When you insert a garden hose into your rectum, allow all of the feces to wash out leaving a sparkling clean rectum. During this you insert another hose into the hole in your penis, but this time having the jet mode enabled, meanwhile jerking your penis to the beat of Tekashi 6ix9ine viral song Gooba.

I was feeling down and wanting to do something exiting and was recommended the garden hose method.

by I Love ABG's October 14, 2025

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You're bro's a hose.

It is a literary term used to burn someone hotter than my mixtape. This term ascends beyond things like "Your mom gay" or "Your daddy a lesbian." I did it to my friend once. My friend has level 2 cancer.

Friend:"Wanna get a pizza?"
You:"You're bro's a hose."
Friend: *Dies

by Train Tracks May 14, 2018

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