A ancient God relating back to before the creation of anything, that could literally, mentally, and physically fuck anything that existed or had yet to exsist. It is stated that the Hawaiian SpermBender created a galaxy my mistakenly sticking his dick in a black hole, eventually leading to him busting his godly nut all over space and time.
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Get the david hawkins mug.Similar to a walmart wolverine, but this is a Seahawks fan who is too cheap/broke to buy gear from the team store. Instead they wait till the off season to buy Seahawks gear off of the clearance rack. They will also haggle with the clerk to get an even cheaper price on already cheap gear.
Dude, you got that on clearance? Wait wait wait, it was $21 and you got it for 7? You're a wal-hawk!!
by Leo253 November 29, 2017
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I don’t know who the fuck is he
I don’t know who the fuck is he
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Get the toby hawkings mug.Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.
by Lospro85 May 26, 2018
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Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
Despite gifted intellect and a lifetime of investigating the creation of the universe, questioning of the existence of God and higher power, his soul was taken at the Almighty's will and that is one secret of the universe, hawking was never able to unravel.
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