Hard Bladder

One of the most annoying things ever. You forget to go to bed, and all of a sudden your bladder is rock hard, and when you go to the bathroom it takes like 2 minutes to take a piss.

In the darkly lit room, John tried to ignore the fact he was too tired to lift his body to urinate.

So John slept the night, his eyes weary right, and in the morning “Gosh damnit, I got hard bladder!”

by SuperKamptiA May 7, 2023

Tries way too hard

Trying to be the best when it’ll never happen.

Aharon tries way too hard to be in first place, when he isn’t even in the competition.

by Elninio December 4, 2023

Hard Fade

When a girl stops talking to a dumb idiot that they don't want to bang.

Kyle got hard faded by Melissa. Now he is crying but scuba and can't see tears.

by Tmoney September 15, 2014

do it if you’re hard

do it if you’re not a wimp, kind of like “bet” or “you won’t” / “no balls”

person 1: “dude, jump off your roof into the pool”
person 2: “hell no brah”
person 1: “ do it if you’re hard”
person 2: “oh shit, okay”
no balls you won’t

by pickle_eater12743 May 28, 2018

Hard melon

This is an act for a real sports fan. MLB (major league baseball) fanatics take a baseball, bllube it up with their favorite melon juice, and cram it up their asshole when their team scores a home-run.

I got so excited when the Dodgers scored a homer, I gave myself a hard melon right then and there, at the family reunion.

by Cgrobs February 17, 2023