Pyro-Fart

It happens after you eat to much spicy food, and it causes you to fart in a burning matter as if someone shoved a blow torch in your ass.

Husband: Thank you hun, That was the best spicy enchiladas ever.

Wife: You're welcome *Smiles*

Husband: *smiles back and Farts* CHRIST!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO ME?!!!

Wife: Are you O.K.?

Husband: that was the worse pyro-fart ever, My ass is still on fire.

by BrooklynsTyrant April 20, 2009

fart categories

Generally,all farts can be classified into seven basic categories:
1) a fizz
2) a fuzz
3) a fizzy fuzz
4) a fuzzy fizz
5) a rip-shit
6) a tear-ass
7) a poooooh

Usually any fart can be classified by one or more of the seven basic fart categories.

by wolfbait51 October 31, 2011

emo fart

A fart that farted from an emo fag's ass.

Nobody cares about how emos feel, not even the smell of a emo fart.

by Lethal_Mouth October 11, 2008

Fart Blossom

The traditional fart blossom comes from eating a particularly unhealthy meal complete with cheap beer. The effect is a devistating cloud that can be captured by farting onto the hand, capturing the greasy aroma, and then passed off to the victim by opening the hand like a gentle blossom and forcing it onto his or her nose.

My sister was being shitty so I dealt her a mighty Fart Blossom that just about ate her face.

by ReTodd January 12, 2006

Duck Fart

In baseball, a ball hit by a batter into the the gray area between the infield and outfield, usually tailing away from whoever is trying to catch it. Also known as a dying quail.

Surhoff blooped a weak duck fart into shallow right field.

by Joseph Gennaro July 25, 2008

fart art

When one farts and considers it to be art.

1: Farrrrrrrt!
2: Ew! What was that?
3: Well, it was just art.

by Marisela July 25, 2004

boob fart

When a girls boobs rub together and make a fart noise

"Hey Darlene, I just heard your boob fart

by Lordy Gravy May 10, 2006