Curious child: "How was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"
Guy who thinks he knows everything: "The universe was created in the Big Bang, where there was a huge explosion, and all the matter was spread everywhere."
Child: "What exploded?"
Guy: "The universe."
Child: "But then the universe existed, it was just small."
Guy: "Yes."
Child: "Then how was the universe created?"
by Schlangadang October 28, 2006
Get the big bangmug. by umm big bobs October 1, 2020
Get the big boobs?mug. Two Fingers in the "GY-NA" annd one in the "pooper" as a sexual act. Usually preformed on a girl that dioesnt see it coming.
TWO IN THE PINK, ONE IN THE STINK!
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"
"Ben Stone gave TWO TONZ O FUN a Big Shocker to match her big gut and big ass" TWO TONZ O FUN SAID, "DAMN! I DIDN'T SEE THAT ONE COMING"
by Ben Stone, Elbow Room, Nebraska May 7, 2004
Get the Big Shockermug. by Cramerica Industries January 5, 2007
Get the big grumbymug. by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003
Get the big issuemug. Something that most men wish they had... but unfortunately do not
... and yes that is why she left you
... and yes that is why she left you
"I wish I had a Big Dick" "I love a guy with a big dick" "I love a girl with a big dick" "big foot means Big Dick"
by Major Bacon Face March 18, 2019
Get the Big Dickmug. by eda-skip December 21, 2021
Get the a big dickmug.