An annoying girl who thinks that because she plays beer pong and likes hockey that she is fun to be around when in reality she is just obnoxious. She is incapable of having relationships with other females, which is "totally their fault," not hers. The bro-chick is pretty much a prudish ice queen that has never had an orgasm. It is unlikely that you will fuck a bro-chick unless it is known that your less attractive friend wants to fuck her, then she will fuck you only to screw everything up between everyone. Then she will move on to the next group of best guy friends to suck the life out of. Lastly, she also likes Journey.
Bro: Stephanie is picking up a 30 pack of Keys.
Chad: That bro-chick is coming over again?
Bro: Yeah, she is so cool.
Chad: You better fuck her this time.
Bro: It's not like that...
Chad: You're both fucking worthless.
Chad: That bro-chick is coming over again?
Bro: Yeah, she is so cool.
Chad: You better fuck her this time.
Bro: It's not like that...
Chad: You're both fucking worthless.
by jspringfield December 17, 2012
Get the bro-chickmug. Hey do you play super smash bros???
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
by Pika2005 November 6, 2017
Get the super smash brosmug. When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!
by Bill Ington August 1, 2008
Get the Superman Dat Bromug. Guy: (Begins taunting Ronnie)
Ronnie: Come at me bro!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you come at me bro. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: COME AT ME BRO, NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on the boardwalk)
Ronnie: Come at me bro!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you come at me bro. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: COME AT ME BRO, NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on the boardwalk)
by AmericaFTW February 10, 2010
Get the COME AT ME BROmug. Example1:
Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....
Example2:
Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...
Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....
Example2:
Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...
by DJ Imperial March 2, 2011
Get the Funny Story Bro.mug. A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.
James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.
Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
by southernboy December 16, 2009
Get the Southern Lax Bromug. A combination of a sibling, godzilla, and a robot. When the Bro-Zilla-Tron is also magnetic it may be referred to as a Bro-Zilla-Tron-Magnet. Bro-Zilla-Tron is asexual, because he is the only one of his clusterfuck species.
by imfuckingawesome March 15, 2009
Get the Bro-Zilla-Tronmug.