by Livewire December 08, 2003
An annoying girl who thinks that because she plays beer pong and likes hockey that she is fun to be around when in reality she is just obnoxious. She is incapable of having relationships with other females, which is "totally their fault," not hers. The bro-chick is pretty much a prudish ice queen that has never had an orgasm. It is unlikely that you will fuck a bro-chick unless it is known that your less attractive friend wants to fuck her, then she will fuck you only to screw everything up between everyone. Then she will move on to the next group of best guy friends to suck the life out of. Lastly, she also likes Journey.
Bro: Stephanie is picking up a 30 pack of Keys.
Chad: That bro-chick is coming over again?
Bro: Yeah, she is so cool.
Chad: You better fuck her this time.
Bro: It's not like that...
Chad: You're both fucking worthless.
Chad: That bro-chick is coming over again?
Bro: Yeah, she is so cool.
Chad: You better fuck her this time.
Bro: It's not like that...
Chad: You're both fucking worthless.
by jspringfield June 13, 2012
Hey do you play super smash bros???
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
Me: um do you mean do I play with the gods in heaven??? Then yea i do.
by Pika2005 November 06, 2017
When your boyfriend is sleeping over and he refuses to get his gay on while awake, wait 'till he's sleeping, do ejaculate on his back - then carefully place your satin sheets on the puddle of man goo. Come morning your boyfriend is the talk of the town, and ready for the catwalk with his fancy new cape. just like your boy superman!!
by Bill Ington July 11, 2008
Guy: (Begins taunting Ronnie)
Ronnie: Come at me bro!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you come at me bro. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: COME AT ME BRO, NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on the boardwalk)
Ronnie: Come at me bro!
Guy: (more taunting)
Ronnie: No dude, you come at me bro. Hold your girl back and come at me bro!
Guy: (even more taunting)
Ronnie: COME AT ME BRO, NO YOU COME AT ME BRO!!
(Conversation repeats consecutively for the next 5 minutes)
(a fight eventually erupts on the boardwalk)
by AmericaFTW February 10, 2010
Example1:
Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....
Example2:
Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...
Christian: So Philip told me that he saw you watch a movie with my sister last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro....
Example2:
Jordan: So I heard you slept over my girlfriend's house last Friday night.
DJ: Haha, Funny Story Bro...
by DJ Imperial February 15, 2011
A southern lax bro is basically the same concept as your traditional lax bro (Lax pennies, board shorts, O.A.R., weed, babes) with a few southern attributes. Southern lax bros tend to chew and dip, drive pickup-trucks or jeep wranglers, and enjoy the occasional cigar.
James: Dude that lax bro must be from the south, he's chewing and driving a wrangler.
Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
Rob: Definitely a southern lax bro.
by southernboy December 17, 2009