7 long dark hairs!

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7 long dark hairs!
by plato! August 02, 2024
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mom. you should really let your daughter straight there hair. she needs to look good for school on monday.. and for her crush😘😘
it’s national let your daughter straighten her hair day. let her do it!
by bdnsiegebenen September 17, 2023
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good hair vs Bad hair

Great place to troll for trout
That bar is full of good hair vs Bad hair angst
by Jumpingchaos March 08, 2024
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hair smashie

A hat that smashes one's hair.
by Ereck Flowers June 22, 2016
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Hair monkey

A small gathering of ass-crack hair that's been accidentally twisted into a dreadlock while wiping, using "natural glue."
"Man, I gotta get my girlfriend to trim those hair monkeys down there--every time I wipe I pull on 'em!"
by DidgeDrone November 06, 2023
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Cunt hair

Unit of measurement, approximately 3 millimetres, the average thickness of an adult female pubic hair, unless that female is my ex girlfriend Susan, who had very thick pubes
That picture on the wall is crooked, move it a cunt hair to the left
by brytor March 17, 2021
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