Food job

The act of sexual gratification using food to please ones self. Is usually messy.

"Did you hear? Amy gave Shaun a food job! What a slut!"

by LocalKitty January 1, 2018

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macaroon job

When you splooge between a woman's buttcheeks and she sits directly on your erect dong, encasing it between her buttcheeks and causing the splooge to attempt to escape from the filled crevices of her buttcheeks and your dong.

Erek and Cat tried to go to a sweet shop to buy regular macaroons but ended up in the back alley and began making macaroon jobs of their own.

by cptn fagyar April 24, 2018

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Do The Job

To lose a match or a game. This phrase originated in professional wrestling.

The winner of the NFC East will do the job in the first round of the playoffs

by TwinFami January 3, 2020

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Lob Job

A Lob Job is a sad handjob given behind the local red lobster.

"My side hustle is giving $20 Lob Jobs, eye contact is an extra $20"

by Tom mctommy Tom February 28, 2020

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Pence Job

The act of giving a rim job to a selfish person who didn’t bother to clean their ass before the act.

Did you see that Trump press conference? Wow Vice President Mike gave Trump such a pence job that trump didn’t need to wipe after

by Moylo the pup March 13, 2020

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Blow Job

It can be a wordplay or pun that relates to the jihadists.
Blow = explode
To blow up = to bomb something

Esha: I got a new job that will grant me 72 virgins with blue eyes and blonde hair in paradise. Guess what the job is called.
Mikhail: Blow job, it's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: Mind blown! 🤯

Mikhail: What is the job of the jihadists called?
Esha: It's blow job! It's the kaboom job!
Yurik: You two must be having such job too. You two keep blowing my mind!

Zayn: Now I'm in paradise with uncle Osama and my 72 virgins. Wanna get your 72 virgins too? Join the blow job gang now! Apply now!
Yurik: Yes! I need my 72 waifus! Time to have a blow job!

by Beethovena May 5, 2020

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