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Sandwich

A sandwich is a food invented by humans that consists of two bits if bread, and something in the middle. A sandwich disappears after one use.
“Hey Johnathan! Steven made me a sandwich last week to celebrate the end of the week, wanna come?” Said Oogway

“Ok I’ll come! I hope they taste nice.” Said Johnathan.
by Kermitdagoodlookinfrog March 4, 2021
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trudeau sandwich

Have you heard of the trudeau sandwich? only 1 bun, no meat, the toppings are mayonnaise, and vinegar, you get 1 pickle, and no onions.

India cut off trade to Canada, no more pickles. Canadian farmers went bankrupt, no more Canadian meat. No more Canadians eggs, no more Canadian bacon. We had to do a trade deal with Europe because we couldn't afford to sell mayonnaise anymore. All our meat is from Mexico. And, with the Carbon Tax, we have a national bread shortage. Over 8 million Canadians going to the food bank.
"Did you try the Trudeau sandwich? $17, no meat, only 1 bun,1 pickles, no onions, add vinegar for the Liberal party flavour"
by ironfinn May 23, 2024
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Sandwich, Massachussetts

A town on Cape Cod thats named Sandwich for some reason
Massachussetts Man #1: Aye bro where do you reside

Massachussetts Man #2: Sandwich, Massachussetts

Massachussetts Man #1: huh

Massachussetts Man #2: SANDWICH, MASSACHUSSETTS
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Ham Sandwich

Describing a person who is so dumb it is sad to say. Comparing his/her brain to a deli ham, which has no wrinkles or curves like the human brain does

Also, comparing ones skill, morals, or ideology to the quality of ham meat. Pork is bad for you & is basically a pigs butt & leg.
When the Lakers dramatically losing a game
Person: Man these mfs ham sandwich. These ain't the Lakers I watched before.
by Mizu_Mane April 14, 2022
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich: One of the most holy sandwich types in the history of man.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 18, 2021
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meat sandwich

A gay three-way orgy (involving males only for female definition see meatless sandwich)
Stan, Gary and Bob created a meat sandwich when that all had sex together.
by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016
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Trump knuckle sandwich

The only think that can defeat Chuck Norris.
Do your job, the colleague said to the intern for the administration, or else you'll get a Trump knuckle sandwich..
by Petesbeeps August 19, 2017
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