Howie Sandwich

Whatever sexual innuendo grosses you out the most is your "Howie Sandwich". It's that one spectacularly disgusting sexual reference that has been burned into your brain in a way that you are never the same person again. It's a sexual innuendo that is so crazy and odd that you won't ever forget it - even though normal people would pretty much give anything if they could forget it. Discovering the next "Howie Sandwich" is a game only the bravest perverts will play. It's the perfect phrase to describe what your favorite dirty minded friend would like for dinner. The phrase is derived from the mental image obtained when "Howie" is sandwiched between two broads.

Go home with that fucktard? Are you kidding me? Who knows what he'll do to me! He's a Howie Sandwich!

by Shannon Maynard April 10, 2018

nickelback sandwich

Stuck between a Janney and an Ashley, singing karaoke, bumming menthols, drinking well liquor, and chasing with funfetti cupcakes.

Bro, we totally had ourselves a Nickelback sandwich last night.

by SandiestOrb April 21, 2019

sandwich-spoon

Refers to where two people lie on their sides and snuggle up to a third person, either to help said "monkey in the middle" feel warm and/or reassured, or because they both like the person a lot.

A cute gal can save a bundle on heating-oil if she just invites a couple of warm-hearted guys over to sandwich-spoon with her on any night when it's a bit chilly.

by QuacksO November 16, 2018

Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

Made with that RATMEAT (it be hitting though)

Bert: Where’s my motherfucking RATMEAT?
Yohan: It’s in your Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

by RATMEAT!! December 20, 2019

Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich

The art of fucking two gothic obsessed sluts at the same time. One dick two goths. Goth threesome.

Person 1: Anonymous did the Reverse Goth Girl Sandwich last night. What a lucky bastard.

by Gothic Tomboy Enjoyer July 18, 2023

comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel November 06, 2017

Hand sandwich

Hand sandwich.

Verb or noun.

Verb, the act of masturbarion. Begin with the right hand (I.E. the daily bread.) throw in some meat and finish with a little mayonnaise.

Noun

The end result of masturbating. Although edible it is not always recommend, kind of like spam.

Verb. After a long and unsatisfying day James decided to finish it up with a little hand sandwich.

Noun.

After an epic night at the bar James fed sally his hand sandwich.

by Deaftoboybands November 15, 2015