The Taylor Golden

When the greatest (worst) disc golf player pelvic thrusts his disc into the basket instead of putting.

*Is 3 feet away from the hole* Look at him thrust the disc he’s doing the Taylor golden

by Spyro March 5, 2024

Charles Taylor

Charles Taylor is the world’s plumpest, fattest, girthiest, vertically-challenged persona to ever exist. He identifies with 42 genders, some of which include: Homosexual, Transsexual, Bisexual, Non-Binary, Pansexual, and etc. He is known to be extremely attracted to hamsters and has an overflowing collection of hentai body pillow.

“Dude did you see that guy who got peed on by a homeless person?” “Yea he was totally a Charles Taylor!”

by PaulNguyenLover10292 April 16, 2024

Cam Taylor

A guy who writes a comedy sketch about his love life

That kid is hilarious. He’s a Cam Taylor

by BrendanHenry May 26, 2024

Michael Taylor

Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”

Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”

Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”

by MoniNac July 9, 2024

Rogerina Taylor

Rogerina is the name given to Roger Taylor's alter-ego in British rock band Queen's "I Want To Break Free" music video. (S)he has been constantly getting people confused about their sexuality since 1984.

Men who claim to be straight after laying their eyes about Rogerina are so deep in the closet they're finding Christmas presents.

My friend (sometime in 2023): "Fuckit - I'll go bi for Rogerina Taylor."

by titty69muncher August 10, 2024

Reputation (Taylor's Version)

A highly anticipated rerecord that will never release at this point.

Seriously when will we stop clowning.

Person: Hey, when will Reputation (Taylor's Version) release?
Taylor Swift: lol no

by ynmking89 August 20, 2024

Brianna Taylor

A judge just ruled that it wasn't the cops fault they shot her... It was the boyfriend's fault for shooting at what he thought was a home invasion.

Hym "Wooooow! You hear that Brianna Taylor ruling? The charges were brought down to a misdemeanor for the cops and the judge ruled that the fact the the cops had a bad warrant was not the reason she died. That is wild!"

by Hym Iam August 24, 2024