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Courtesy Sandwich

A sandwich presented to one while being dumped by their significant other as a form of break-up severance.
"Dude I heard Stephanie broke up with with you"
"Yeah that bitch was crazy, but I got this dank ass turkey club as a courtesy sandwich"
by O'Shaqhennesy March 17, 2020
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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Knuckle Sandwich

When Larry's wife Lori puts all four of her knuckles in between Larry's asscheeks during sex. The asschecks being the bread and knuckles being the meat.
Lori gave Larry the knuckle sandwich combo last night after he forgot her birthday.
by paulbossup4life March 24, 2020
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Bro sandwich

Describes the sexual act with 2 or more bros, you being the lucky guy in the middle. Can also refer to the masturbation using pictures of your bros and wrapping it around your manlyhood.

It not gay if you say nohomo before or after the act.
I'm gonna print two of your pictures to masturbate, that's gonna be a fine bro sandwich.
Hey bro ain't it your birthday today? I can invite a friend for a bro sandwich.
by PleaseDon'tMind April 28, 2020
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turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.
The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.
by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020
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Bed Sandwich

When you're partner is hiding under your bed (so that you're parents dont find them), but they pop they're head out for a kiss, so you and them are lying parallel with the bed inbetween.
Yeah man we were making out but then her parents came home so I had to hide under the bed. Still, I stuck my head out for a Bed Sandwich.
by Hydrohomie #13 May 27, 2020
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successful sandwich

When life comes in the form of success in a sandwich
I'm gonna arm wrestle my way to anarchy. Can't do that without a successful sandwich
by raphael is awesome June 11, 2020
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