Retard

An acronym standing for:
Responsible
Excellent
Terrific
Awesome
Respectful
Delightful
Call someone a retard when you want them to know how great of a person they are whenever something bad happens!

John: I failed my test

Anna: John you are such a RETARD.

by Power_ranger44 August 27, 2023

Retard

A contrarian day trader who makes market decisions that are generally considered to be foolish.

Person One: Wow did you see Dave continue holding his GME through a 12 million dollar loss?
Person Two: Till Valhalla you diamond-fisted retard!

by IllChicken-5658 January 29, 2021

Retarded Dickhead

A word used to offend someone or insult someone. Aimed at people who refuse to give a fuck in an important situation, are simply rude for no reason at all, etc.

Little Timmy "Can I get a candy bar? Please??"

Rude Person "No."

Little Timmy "Retarded Dickhead."

by Ineedsomehead July 25, 2024

retard

kylar downey

kylar does somthing stupid and she is a retard

by kylarisretarded June 23, 2019

Retarded

Mario

mario said"lesbians arent real" mario is retarded

by eyygorlwatsyovvm January 3, 2020

Retard enabler

When an individual or a group of individuals enable someone with a disability to act retarded and infantalized forever rather than improving.

"Don't be such a Retard enabler" as the weird kid stimmed

by Chevyman95 May 10, 2025

Retarded Surprise

finding money in your pocket

Dani: *Puts shorts on and reaches in pocket to find a dollar*

Jawsh: You lucky bastard, you just got a retarded surprise.

by J a w s h October 29, 2010