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man roses

A gift of beer to a man from his significant other.

Instead of a woman giving a man flowers to show her feelings, she gets him a half-dozen or a dozen beers.
My wife came home last night half-dozen man roses for no other reason than to be sweet.
by nate April 26, 2007
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Man jelly

Another term said instead of "sperm, cum, jizz"...etc...etc...
Oh yeah boy, I'm gonna shoot my man jelly down your throat!
by Deputy Ryans June 26, 2003
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man chowder

Man chowder is a slang term used to refer to semenal fluids that you ejaculate into a woman's mouths and make her swollow. It is sometimes called this because of similar qualities to real chowder.
"Alright Shuo open wide and accept my man chowder."
by shuo zhang June 26, 2006
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man bangs

bangs are fringes, therefore man bangs are male fringes. Most famous man bangs around these days are sported by the likes of chace crawfords or zak effron. Many rockers have man bangs and emos guys are infamous for their man bangs.
by onyxhecate January 27, 2009
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cream of man

its the soup that comes out of your cock warm and ready to serve 1-2 girls.
Ex 1:

Guy 1- Hey dude, hows latika?

Guy 2- Oh she's good, she was getting kind of hungry last night during sex so while she blew me I served her some of my homemade cream of man all over her face.

Guy 1- Can I have some?

Guy 2- "punches guy 1, walks away and tries to forget incident"

Ex 2-

Kid- When I was watching that Kayden Krossvideo on pornhub, I spilled a piping hot serving of cream of man all over my keyboard, I totally missed the tissue.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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Man Syndrome

The syndrome that all men have, that makes them incapable of winning an argument with a women.
"I was about to win my first fight ever with my wife, then my man syndrome kicked in."
by Hobo Destroyer September 30, 2009
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Curtis Manning

The living contradiction to the term "The black guy always dies first."
Curtis Manning can be seen on 24 kicking ass side by side with Jack Bauer.
by pizzamanufdoom June 29, 2006
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