Hater Eggs

A person that simply cannot be happy for another person's success. So rather than be happy they make a point of throwing hate at that person in the metaphorical form of getting "egg on your face."

Why do you keep throwing hater eggs at everyone?

by SirJimble October 2, 2019

Scotch Egg Syndrome

When seasonal changes to the weather occur and produce sub zero temperatures, men are susceptible to Scotch Egg Syndrome. A condition know only to affect males, when testicles are particularly cold, the scrotal sack reduces in size and the testicles amalgamate into one "ball", resembling a Scotch Egg. Hence, Scotch Egg Syndrom

Jim - "It is fucking freezing outside!"
Mike - "Tell me about it, mate. I've got Scotch Egg Syndrome."

by S34NY November 3, 2012

egg

a egg is NOT a way to have sex u flipping faggots its is FOOD

I WANT EGG.

by i.make.weird.definitions. August 6, 2020

egg shyyt sneeze

egg shyyt sneeze When some one sneezes and it sounds like they said, "egg-shyyt" instead of ah-choo…

egg shyyt sneeze Ah, ah ah ...Egg-Shyyt!! ...

!!!"

by brainstorm June 14, 2015

the egg in the shoe

A term for when someone is to put on their shoe and feeling a egg underneath their foot. Often a cooked egg. A raw one if you wanna be extra mean.

«I felt something wet under my foot Bob!!»

«That must have been the egg in the shoe Bernt»

by Minlio August 2, 2020

intro egg

the first egg you hit on the pan to start cooking

i banged the intro egg on the pan to start cooking

by masonthemissile June 19, 2023

effin egg

delicious and seggsy tasting breakfast egg sammies, served all Effin day,

Have you been ti Effin egg and tasted the bacon egg snd cheese breakfast sammie?

by Feedmeeggsandbacon November 23, 2021