pie cruncher

A derogatory term that originated in the 1930's Australian depression, referring to unemployed people in line for the free food van.

"Oi look at that povo Pie cruncher, cunt can't get his own chow"

by Chow Chomper October 1, 2015

credit cruncher

A person who does a task for the credit they hope to receive from it. E.g. A cop who doesn't call call for the absolutely necessary back up and tries to take down several bad guys on his own

John is always trying to be the hero, he's such a credit cruncher

by Hellyp October 5, 2015

muffin crunch

When you go ham on a girls diserable bits

I muffin crunch Brandon's sister every night

by Bwaaaalker May 9, 2016

dum crunk

The after effect you experience following a extremely intense orgasm or multiple ones. " cum drunk" twist into dum crunk, cant even function properly!

Bob fucked me soooo good I'm dum crunk & dyslexic !!

by Giggity guts May 30, 2016

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.

What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 6, 2017

tuna crunch

british insult towards americans implying fishy smelling genitalia

"You're being such a tuna crunch!"

by auboz December 7, 2017

Captain Crunch

When a man takes a rather large dump.

Buddy is in there dropping a Captain Crunch

by Dlancelot December 19, 2017