by youloveme41094 January 17, 2009
Get the butt to balls mug.My hipster jeans are so tight in the crotch I can't even feel my balls. I got squirrel balls. They are hibernating.
by Gerry Larry April 19, 2013
Get the Squirrel Balls mug.The tendency for mayors in large cities to spearhead a flashy, big building project (stadiums, convention centers, etc.) at the taxpayer's expense, and often with rushed planning. Mostly motivated by wanting to out-do the previous mayor, it often is seen by most as misplacing funds that would be better invested in basic functions, like infrastructure, schools, and the like.
Chicago citizen: Our mayor would rather spend millions of our taxpayer funds on a new stadium, when he can't even keep the schools open.
New Orleans citizen: Clearly, our mayors are fucking us with their mayor balls. We can't even keep the new Superdome lights on during the Super Bowl, let alone keep the levies from breaking.
New Orleans citizen: Clearly, our mayors are fucking us with their mayor balls. We can't even keep the new Superdome lights on during the Super Bowl, let alone keep the levies from breaking.
by full metal organic chemist May 30, 2013
Get the mayor balls mug.An expression which can be yelled out in any situation, especially to express anger, disappointment, surprise or simply to emphasize something.
by GaiGai June 3, 2013
Get the Toasty Balls! mug.A condition (one can have "lobbed balls" in the same way one can have a bad cold) in which the person has not had sex in a long time, but desires it.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Similar to "Blue balls", but usually more severe. Cannot be relieved by masturbation, only with actual sex.
Jim: What's wrong with Dean? He's being a total douche canoe!
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.
Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
Grant: Oh, don't mind him. His girlfriend's been out of town for the last few weeks, and he has a raging case of lobbed balls.
Jim: Oh, that sucks for him.
Randall: I can't believe my girlfriend broke up with me last month! Everything sucks! I just want her back!
Leo: Now, wait. Is that you talking, or the lobbed balls?
by Chronic Homosexual February 1, 2014
Get the lobbed balls mug.A Mei Ball is someone who posses such cuteness it's at an extreme overdose level.
Anyone who is a Mei Ball is generally popular at the school (or place of work), is attractive, and presents themselves as high class.
Pronunciation: May Ball
Anyone who is a Mei Ball is generally popular at the school (or place of work), is attractive, and presents themselves as high class.
Pronunciation: May Ball
"Samantha is so Mei Ball, I can't stand it!"
"Did you see how Mei Ball Sam was today?! I couldn't handle it"
"Sam is so high class she's basically Mei Ball"
"Did you see how Mei Ball Sam was today?! I couldn't handle it"
"Sam is so high class she's basically Mei Ball"
by IAMMEI20 February 10, 2014
Get the Mei Ball mug.A painful ache in the balls, scrotum, nads, testes resulting from the numerous, annoying, and nut shaking bounces from the terrible suspension on buses, mostly school buses. The yellow pieces of shit that have fucking logs as suspension.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Also, yet popularly results as an erection with the ache. So when you exit the bus you have a raging boner to flaunt as you walk past all the other passengers.
Vick: *Stirs around awfully as my places his backpack over his lap to hide his erection*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
Jeremy: Yo, what the hell is up with you today? Bus balls?
*Bus stops, Vic nods as he stands up with a large boner and walks out of the bus past all of the other passengers.*
by I4N March 1, 2014
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