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ONM syndrome

Person who is more confortable in the world he has created in his mind THAN IN THE REAL world. Sometimes, it can be that at one moment he/she disconects for a few minuts and gets to this imaginary world.
A student is in a class and suddenly he remains in motionless, and he starts making grins. That would be a slight case of ONM syndrome
by Thehollycow224 December 6, 2013
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Nutcracker syndrome

When one's nuts are cracked so hard that they explode.
p1- what happened to Johnny?
p2- He got Nutcracker syndrome. :D
by IrkenAmara May 28, 2011
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Jason syndrome

A person that has friends but doesnt play with them. Will soon loose contact and be by himself.
Kenneth has friends but rather play something else. Its called Jason syndrome.
by Timmii July 1, 2018
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Turdner Syndrome

Chromosomal abnormality characterised by 45XO genotype. Many people can live a reasonably good, fulfilling lives with reasonably good mental capabilities. Unfortunately severe cases may be extremely mentally challenged with the IQ of a turd.
Tina Turdner was diagnosed with Turdner syndrome last week. No wonder she couldn't graduate from kindergarten. She has a wonderful doctor though.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 6, 2021
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Dijook Syndrome

This disease that was named after it's first "victim." Effects of the include sweating urine as well as forgetting the first twelve letters of the alphabet. Most people burdened with the chronic disease eventually fall into a mental stupor wherein they believe everyone (on a day-to-day basis) walks much faster than oneself.

Dr. Theodore Alcroft, who has studied the phenomenal ailment for over fourteen years, made this statement regarding DS:

"It DS has struck the hearts of many families who must cooperate with loved ones who have fallen to the unfortunate syndrome. Signs of pre-ailment are little to none; Us at the Long Island Research Facility strongly urge potential people who begin to sweat urine to immediately donate large sums of money to our research fund in order to find a legitimate cure."

Statistically, DS has increased 120% since its initial sighting back in 1993. Much information regarding the disease is unknown and scientists are now starting to conduct research as cases are sharply increasing.
"Dude, everyone walks to fast."

*Concerned* "Can you repeated the alphabet for me please?"

"I don't have to prove anything to you"

- Anonymous dialogue from initial outbreak of Dijook Syndrome.
August 14, 1994
by Dr. Barnacle November 23, 2011
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MCU Syndrome

A person with MCU syndrome is a person who thinks everything needs to be connected with each other, like a cinematic universe. They also think that every small detail or cameo has to lead to somewhere
"Omg you remember that kid in the gang at the beginning of The Batman? He must be Tim Drake"

"You must be suffering from MCU Syndrome"
by Lang boyy November 1, 2022
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DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack
Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions
by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020
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