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Straight White Man

Some of the most hated people. They get treated like shit even though straight white men are the people who invented most of everything in the entire world.
Jerry: Dumbass cisgender neurotypical heterosexual white skinned men, i hate them!
Bill Gates (a Straight White Man): Nobody cares
by Lexfunni October 16, 2023
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Straight

Guy 1: bro I swear I’m straight, all we did was sword fight!!
Guy 2: okay buddy
by FogBound23 September 14, 2021
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Straight Cat Piss

Expression/Insult of failing, being bad, or sucking
Wife,Husband, Tinder date, Ex Girlfriend, Bros...etc

Dude this food is terrible...”straight cat piss”

Dude this kid just killed me...he is “straight cat piss”
by KizzyKCarter December 23, 2020
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Straight Cabbage

Another way of saying something is straight up garbage. Made popular from the show Southpark with an episode making fun of people from New Jersey and the way they speak.
Person 1. Yo did you see Joe do that weak ass burnout in his Civic?

Person 2. Yeah man, that shit was straight cabbage!
by CabbageMuncher December 11, 2020
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Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.
I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.
by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011
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Straight

A way in which to say "okay" or "alright"
Man 1: Hey dude, I'll let you know when I get there
Man 2: Straight
by Steaksetfrites October 27, 2019
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Kentucky Straight

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.
Bro, are you gay?

"No! I'm Kentucky Straight!"

Why didn't you just say 'straight'?
by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025
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