Definitions by MalMalfactor

Kentucky Straight 

What a non-straight person from Ohio who has internalized homophobia calls themself instead of their actual sexuality.

Bro, are you gay?

"No! I'm Kentucky Straight!"

Why didn't you just say 'straight'?

Kentucky Straight by MalMalfactor May 5, 2025

Mavity 

The force that Isaac Newton discovered when an apple fell on his head in 1666.

"You can understand the mavity of the situation!"

Mavity by MalMalfactor December 4, 2023

foursome with the boys 

Having sexual intercourse with three close male friends.

Foursome with the boys.
Domestic beer in the cart.
Ladies away at the par 3.
They hate this.

foursome with the boys by MalMalfactor January 31, 2023