Steve

a dad probably beats your mother but is also extremely christian

"My dad beats my mom"

"oh his name must be steve"
"Yeah how did you know!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Steve

Reads the Bible 24/7 but also probably beats your mother

"my dad beats my mom"
"Oh his name must be steve"
"It is! how did you know?!"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Steven Brady

Likes to sit home and count his money and walk the dog to the pub

Steven Brady

by Steve Brady December 15, 2022

steven white

Ultimate DADDY, hobbies include fishing, being a dilf and carrying the fuckable genes

In English, Steven White was making me cream

by submissiveandbreedablecreature December 20, 2022

Steve Jobs

guy who unfortunately died of ligma. some people dont know who he is

Gary: Did you hear Steve Jobs died of ligma?
Kyle: who is steve jobs?
Gary: Kyle you idiot

by p48xqz December 23, 2022

steven

steven is a bitch ass nigga and smells like shit, what the fuck why this nigga even alive rn. please someone kill this kid jesus christ. he gets no play and his dick smells like cottage cheese.

ew wtf is he doing here steven smells

by Monkeymeat December 29, 2022

Steve jobbie

Wanking someone off whilst cosplaying Steve Jobs. Bonus points for carrying an iPad and gagging them with an apple.

Your mom gave me a banging Steve jobbie last night

by Consideryourselfshanked December 30, 2022