pissed with the seat down

To make a simple mistake, a schoolboy error. Taken from the terrificly silly act one can undertake if one fails to lift the lavatory seat whilst relieving one's bladder.

ORTON "Dufresne, if you want to indulge this fantasy, that's your business. Don't make it mine. This meeting's over."

ANDY "Look, if it's the squeeze, don't worry. I'd never say what goes on in here. I'd be just as indictable as you for laundering the money!"

NORTON "Don't you ever mention money to me again, you sorry son of a bitch! You've really pissed with the seat down now Dufresne. Solitary! For a cocking month!"

by Otis P Jivefunk December 26, 2008

butthole rocket piss

Butthole rocket piss is a far more vulgar, yet more apt description for unusual bowel movement. Butthole rocket piss occurs when said piss explodes from ones butthole with the force of a small rocket.

I’ve had butthole rocket piss ever since I got back from Mexico bro I can’t go out tonight

by Mcdaddy69 July 29, 2019

axle piss shampoo

when a person washes his or her hair with the sexual fluids of his or her partner

I ran out of Pert Plus so i got Danny to squirt some axle piss shampoo on my hair so i could shower.

by will January 5, 2003

pissing with the seat down

To mistakenly commit a foolish act under the influence of alcohol, which you will have to sort out afterwards.

"I'm sorry sweetheart, I shouldn't have slept with your sister, but I was drunk. I guess I really pissed with the seat down."

by Kevin August 5, 2003

piss stone

mong fucking idiot

mum your are a piss stone

by josh magnall July 6, 2010

Piss Off Mate

The Canadian version of saying “Fuck off”

“Aw fuck you phaggot”
“Piss off mate”

by MinionMemes November 11, 2019

piss off a nettle

When one comes across a female of such great beauty, one is compelled to commit any form of depraved sexual act. Falling to such a low that one would even indulge in drinking the urine of the lady in question from a place that was almost certain to result in pain - in order to reach sexual gratification and impress the girl.

Look at her in her tight top, micro-skirt and high heeled shoes - hair waving in the summer breeze. I would lick her piss off a nettle.

by normanstanleyfletcher November 21, 2016