Paul Cripplemore

A specimen that specialises in computer technology but somehow hasn’t made a technical wheelchair

If you give him a chicken leg
He dies from ligma

I did a piss in Paul cripplemore’s bottle of Pepsi max

by Fatuglyniggaginger December 10, 2018

Paula

Also known as Paislee, is the naughtiest fuckin' snitch in the whole universe. She likes to say or do naughty things. Paula doesn't get any presents for christmas because she is extremely naughty.
Everyone needs a Paula in his naughty life.
In a nutshell Paula is the very nAuGhTy.

Paula is a naughty lil snitch

by Paislee January 7, 2019

Paul the dinosaur

Paul the dinosaur is a nickname given to the English youtuber king bamy, his fans “the Dino squad “ often use it to annoy him on social media platforms such as instergram

Paul the dinosaur are you feeling dinotastic?

by Ashleigh Bryan January 28, 2019

Paul

Paul is the boring skinny IT guy that tried to hit on the check out girls at Kroger. He owns a Chevy equinox he painted racing strips on cause that's just so cool (aka lame). He hosts an annual superbowl party even though he knows nothing about sports and invites all the coworkers who secretly hate him. Listens to podcasts. He owns a small apartment and a dog he cant take care of. All he has in his fridge is ham and two bottles of shitty expensive beer.

"Fuck you Paul,"
"Yeah Paul, sounds great Paul."
"Its nice to hear you finally get to spend every other Friday with your 11 year old nose picking kid Paul."

by Unicake February 6, 2019

Paul

A name that can be used in every Song, Sentence or Word.
Seriously try it.
If you know someone with the name Paul, you can joke around with his name a lot.

"Fuck the paulice! Comin' straight from the underground"

by CaptainChancer February 25, 2019

Paul Champlain

A very very creepy man who only cares about his frogs and his babygirl wilnelys

Wilnelys: omg my daddy Paul Champlain
Me and layla: AHHHHH RAPIST

by Hayleearpa March 4, 2019

Paul

Beautiful boy with big gorgeous eyes and flaming red hair. His smile is so contagious and devilishly handsome, it would make anyone melt. He's hella dreamy and would make anyone smile. He always wears super cheesy, wholesome t-shirts and the color blue for some reason. His curiosity for things in the world is inspirational to everyone he meets. He has a can-do attitude that will light up your days. He will always be there for you and really values his relationships with people. Won't leave you on read and super romantic. He's just a dreamboat.

ME: I saw Paul this weekend
Friend: Ugh, you're so lucky

by wet_rat April 9, 2019