Tears of satisfaction following the act of ejaculating in one's trousers. Most likely occurring with very little sexual stimulus.
by Filth June 4, 2016
Get the pants tearmug. Tight pants worn by babies & toddlers that make their legs look like sausages.
Can also apply to adults.
Can also apply to adults.
Mother: Look how cute baby Vincent is with his chubby little legs.
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!
Father: Those pants make his legs look like sausages. He's wearing sausage pants!
by escyr April 15, 2022
Get the Sausage pantsmug. by fruitlooped May 10, 2018
Get the airport pantsmug. 
Pant Gravel, the dried and powdered vaginal discharge found in women's underwear, once left to dry.
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
Often a pale crusty substance, can be ground and snorted as aphrodisiacs'. (selected individuals who dare)
"Jeeze nan, your 'pant gravel' sent me to the moon, maybe you should wash them, is that how grand-dad died?"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
"wow, these could do with a wash, they have 'pant gravel' in them"
"your fanny batter has turned into 'pant gravel'"
by Zero Foxtrot July 20, 2023
Get the Pant Gravelmug. Selma's ho pants made her look trick, but she considered herself an amateur and was insulted when men asked her price.
by Moby Doug April 25, 2010
Get the ho pantsmug. by Johnthefaun October 11, 2015
Get the pants croutonmug.