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Simp posting

When a person posts shitpost or memes that use sexual references or straight up porn that is considered Simp Posting
Scott uploaded a meme that used a screenshot from a porn movie he was Simp posting
by Fin Cann January 19, 2025
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Posted & Boasted

A generic posting on social media to inform, update, or sympathize with, one’s followers, friends, and fans, usually in a light-hearted, downplayed manner which screams of bragging.

A humble brag.
Did you see he posted photos of him working in a soup kitchen? He totally Posted & Boasted! He was the main focus in the photos!”
by Hugh Wards January 24, 2025
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post-mortem adoration

The Phenom of people suddenly gaining fame and being appreciated after they die even though they were ignored or disliked while they were living.

It often happens because when someone dies you don't have to acknowledge the bad aspects of them so you focus on what you like about them.
Van Gogh had a bad case of post-mortem adoration.

Damn dawg, if I was ignored in life but then gained fame and appreciation after I die, that would be post-mortem adoration
by melted paper February 11, 2025
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by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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Post Lebron Clarity

The immediate clear mindedness or soberness an individual gains after orgasming (busting a nut) after gooning to LeBron for an entire NBA season.
I broke my LeBron Goonstreak so now i have post LeBron clarity
by A An Nony Mous February 23, 2025
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get to post

To solve a problem at minimum.
"Getting (it) to post" is the earliest point you can say "it works" without adding "technically," or the first thing that you have to do before starting anything else. Often implies that hard work and/or kludges were—and will be—required.

Derived from the "POST screen" (Power On Self Test), where a computer checks if all its hardware is working after being turned on; the first milestone in building/fixing a computer is reaching this screen.
"It took like four hours to get this piece of shit to post, but it's done."
"We can't even get to post without his say-so, and yet he's always late."
"Focus on getting it to post before making it look pretty."
by a sentient bag of goon March 1, 2025
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D posting

The posting of grossly sexual or lame shit on your public Instagram story
oh god Micheal is D posting again…
by pleepyploop405 March 3, 2025
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