pants zipper

a dude with a penis so small you mistaken it for his pants zipper

Girl 1: Sooo how was last night ??😏😏😏
Girl 2: Big disappointment, his dick was so small I thought it was his pants zipper I was pulling 😒😒😒

by leaf shinobi August 5, 2019

Hobo pants

Designer clothes especially pants that are manufacturer with rips, tears, and patching that simulated extreme wear or age in the pants or clothing. A type of conspicuous consumption that alludes to being fashionable but in essence is demeaning towards individuals who as a matter of lifestyle or wherewithal can not afford new clothing.

Hobo pants are newly manufactured clothes / clothing that appears repaired, worn, tattered, or old. Considered trendy and fashionable, generally found made from denim clothing items.

by Tang_Wenbo August 20, 2019

Meeting Pants

When you usually dress causal for work but have specific pants that you only wear when you have an important meeting. For example, weekly department meetings or other.

Sally wore his meeting pants every Wednesday for our department meeting.

by Jackpot!cs August 20, 2019

in my pants

Black Vulcan's catchphrase.

Pure electricity... in my pants.

by IDONTMIND August 24, 2019

super pants

Pants with the most super cute sexy boobs

Dang she has super pants

by Yeet defines September 5, 2019

Ranch Pants

When you accidentally ejaculate while running a 5K marathon and are forced to finish the race.

The marathon went great but the last mile I had to deal with ranch pants.

by Joe-seph May 17, 2018

Pants

Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.

I have pants to cover my bollocks

by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018