pants man

Australian slang: A man who can't keep it in his pants. He gets around a lot.

Brett's a real pants man

by getstuffedthepairofyouse April 20, 2025

Pistol pants

A combination of being a pistol and sassy pants. Lots of energy, and acting like a little dickhead.

They’re being a real pistol pants!

by Mamagoose September 15, 2022

shitting my pants

Turning up in overwatch and absolutely popping off for the boys

*Jasper getting a quadruple kill*
“I am shitting my pants right now, I AM SHITTING MY PANTS!!”

by Pasty C April 9, 2019

pants

elongated butt covering

His pants are so saggy they don't even functions.

by litmahdude June 28, 2017

Pants candy

My bomb ass dick

You girls wants some pants candy?!

by Joball69 November 1, 2017

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

Pants Incest

If two individuals are wearing the same kind of pants prior to having sexual intercourse, then during intercourse, the pants engage in Pants Incest.

John and Shirley where going at it last night, all the while their pants had pants incest.

by Man Of Pants December 29, 2020