There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.

Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.

by QuacksO January 18, 2020

strong-man long-cock

a female who also goes by the title strong-man long-cock, many claim she’s packin’ 12.1 inches

it is truly a sight to behold and I hope one day all of you can witness it

person 1 “hey who’s that person with the shlong?”
person 2 “OH! that’s strong-man long-cock!”
person 1 “wow. I wish I was them.”

by Itdontmatterlmao October 29, 2020

fuck-a-long

A slang word used bogans in South West of western Australia used instead of " fuck off "

Jeff: this party would be better if Terry-Tough cunt would fuck-a-long

by Nunya Binnes October 19, 2020

That was Really Long.

When Brooklyn is talking about someone yawning but people take it as a different way.

Brooklyn said, “That was really Long.”

by daddyanthony November 29, 2020

this is very long

Some hat is very long, you'll normally say this when something is very long.

DO NOT TAKE OUT OF CONTEXT

this is very long , this fence is great for my garden!

by NickOUrban December 29, 2020

Mike Cox long

Mike Cox long is a doctor who found a cure for cancer but was killed

Mike Cox long helped find a cure for cancer

by Virusflow_ March 5, 2021

You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!

Yup --- cancer-sticks are once again a much-frowned-upon commodity in society, just as they were shown to have been "way back when" in da old "Virginia Slims" magazine-advertisements.

Maybe it is indeed true dat, "You've come a long way --- er --- full-circle, Baby!" as far as cigarettes' being a sign of feminine independence --- let's hope dat it can also mean dat ladies can feel "independent" of tobacco, as well.

by QuacksO June 2, 2021