Hairy Dumpkin 

Petting your dog while taking a shit.

An example of a Hairy Dumpkin: The dogs are attracted to the smell, so they come in to get some pets and a nasty smell fix at the same time.

Hairy Dumpkin by maryanopause May 25, 2008

Harrap Hands 

Name given to someone with red coloured hands which turn white when under pressure. Also that person is normally slightly dense (thick) due to the lack of circulation which leads to the redness within the hands

That guiy has Harrap Hands

Harrap Hands by hrrphnds May 26, 2009

hairy black manatee 

"The act in where to large people have sex on a bunk bed"

"When one white male fornicates with an even larger black female"

"The act of brushing ones teeth after eating out a rather disgusting female genitalia"

"did you see the girl he ate out last night she was a hairy black manatee fo sho!"

"I went through two tubes of crest, after eating that hairy black manatee."

"I thought he was fat, until i saw the hairy black manatee he slayed last night!!!"

hairy black manatee by XXforlife April 14, 2010

hairy back wheels 

Either one of the two oval organs that produce sperm in men and other mammal males enclosed in the scrotum behimd the penis

That guy has a big set of hairy back wheels

hairy back wheels by Spanno October 6, 2015

Hairy potter 

A very small hairy dick

That man Simon got a hairy potter

Hairy potter by Bby_meme January 27, 2020

hairyarmpits32 

The dude on Roblox that goes around harassing emo girls and boys because they are stupid.

Robux hairyarmpits32

hairyarmpits32 by spoiledgamer128 September 24, 2020

Hairy Bible 

To jizz in a bible then rip your pubes out and stick them in the cum, then close the book and forcefully shove the book so far up your ass it starts to bleed.

Me and my cousins had a fun time with a hairy bible.

Hairy Bible by Gavingaming February 22, 2023