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David

I fat fucking prick that eats nothing but dick
U suck a lot of dick David
by Rhdjdndnnddn May 8, 2020
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David Cardwell

That one guy who is kinda smelly because he's a ginger
David Cardwell: Let's all kill Adam

Adam: your a ginger
*David throws a chair at Adam*
by pp funny man 2019 September 22, 2023
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David

David is a great person, a beast in bed with a black person dick. He can satisfy any women even Lana Rhodes. Amazing kisser and even makes man fall in love with him.
Also he is an amazing student and a great friend.
Fuck me David is so good!
by Brazzers.D November 22, 2021
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Big nerd david

More swag than koral
Big nerd david more swag and knows more thank koral at mc
by Perrysimp March 30, 2021
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David

He is my best friend, boyfriend, and the love of my life. The tol to my smol. He is kind, caring, passionate, handsome, smart, and amazing. Constantly making sure to make those are around him are in great care. Leaves a smile on your face or at least make you laugh all the time.
David is one of a kind
by radyikes March 27, 2022
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Camp David Accords

A three-way between a Christian, Muslim, and a Jew.
Aafiya, Abigail, and Abraham gave into their sexual desires, making it into a true Camp David Accords.
by Dr. Jebediah Toolshed July 30, 2022
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021
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