Howard the Duck

When your girlfriend comes home drunk from the bar and gets stuck in the toilet with the seat up and you have to pull her out.

John had to pull a Howard the Duck on Robin when she came home all shitty last night and fell in the can.

by Bariatrocity May 31, 2018

duck butter

that little bit of poop smear that you didn't wipe from your butt cheeks that becomes irritated when you are walking

I must have not wiped my butt clean enough it became irritated from walking and cause me to have duck butter

by Butterfor2 May 31, 2018

my own duck to fuck

Just another way to tell someone you're too busy to help rhem, or, you really don't want to be bothered.

"Can you help me move this weekend?"
"Nah dude, I got my own duck to fuck."

by gh1 June 7, 2018

atmosphere duck

Atmosphere duck is a racist, derogatory, term for Canadian men. When said to Canadian men it is taken as seriously offensive. NEVER SAY THIS TO A CANADIAN MALE.

You atmosphere duck, probably just gonna go drink some fucking maple syrup or some shit.

by Remalicious June 8, 2018

Murphy Duck

The act of leaving a bar, restaurant, or other social gathering, usually serving alcohol, without informing your friends or party in advance, or only sharing the information with a select one/few before your departure. Chicago Southside in origin.

"Hey, anyone see Mick?"
"Ahh, the bastard musta pulled the Murphy Duck..."

"FFS... My ex just showed up. I'm gonna pull a Murphy Duck out the back before she sees me. Later..."

by Captain Pimptastic March 1, 2023

duck skin

Duck skin is a term used when goose bumps is not accessible to the brain. Usually used when someone is on drugs or smokes too much weed.

When you kiss my neck I get duck skin all over.

by Nurse Johns March 5, 2023

Duck

Ducks the biggest bozo. Ong Duck is ontop for ever. No one competes with Duck. Duck is the best mod (no cap)

Im just ontop bozos.
Capybaras are also ontop
cats on bottom (sorry rains)

Duck "shut the frick up RainsSpartan"

by imaduck74 March 6, 2023