Ghost balls

when your balls are removed or gone..and you feel like they are there but they are not..you try to touch and they are no where in sight...also known as phantom testicles .

dude!! i just got ghost balls again!!
damnnn

by Ghostballsdoctor May 24, 2022

boba balls

balls that are at the bottom of boba.

oh there are big boba balls in my drink

by big boba balls November 2, 2022

ball startle

When you are startled by sudden movement or pressure very near your balls often causing a subsequent flinching and a reverse thrust of the pelvis. Sometimes accompanied with a gasp.

WOAH! Watch where you flop your hands woman. You just ball startled me nearly into heart attack.

by Whit AKA thrustin peters June 1, 2014

stick-on-balls

1. artificical testicles.

"He's a pussy he has stick-on-balls!"

by You know how this is May 5, 2005

balls in storage

Celibacy

He put his balls in storage a while back.

by Steve120 April 12, 2010

Oreo Balls

A very valued Martha Stewart Recipe:

Step one: Buy Oreos
Step two: put the Oreos on your dick

Step three: Pound your dick flat with a mallet
Step four: Put your dick in the oven
Step five: roast your dick at 690 degrees Farenheit

Enjoy some juicy fresh chocolate bussy!

Me: Hey, what did you do this weekend?
Other person: not much, I just made Oreo balls.
Me: oh cool, did you make sure to pound your dick properly?
Other person: I sure did!!!

by thisbussylikesfruitsnaccs May 14, 2021

Crystal Balling

When a talking point is purely a baseless prediction rather than an actual argument. Named after the mythological fortune-telling crystal ball.

P1: "Waiting for the comments accusing you of being racist"
P2: "Well you'll be waiting a long time then. Stop crystal balling."

by ȥZ_GɾιɳɠυS_Zȥ July 9, 2021