A person (typically on the internet) who will aggressively attack others, only to feign being small and helpless when critiqued even slightly for their behavior.
He was aggressively rude towards me, but as soon as I called him out for his behavior he turned into a smolbean.
A monkey who has very abnormally large ear structure. He descended from the ape, to walk amongst humans in disguise. It sneaks around stealing unvaluable items, ie. Water bottles, pencil cases, etc.