confused as an american in a salad bar

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

American Senses

The uncanny, and supernatural ability that any, god loving American patriot can sense oil within a radius of 50 Big macs

God loving American patriot: Man my American senses are going nuts why does a backwater town in the middle of nowhere have oil?

by God Loving American Patriot August 10, 2023

lazy American

Bo turo

Huch a wazy lazy American

by Daddy’s bitch September 11, 2023

American

An American is a fat, lazy bastard who takes pride in their country and whose diet usually consists of fast food, chips, chocolate, and other candies. They also. Like to believe every stereotype theyve ever heard of.

Tucker John Smith Sneed Anderson James Joey Thomas Steve Conner JR: I'M AMERICAN 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 🦅🦅🦅🦅🛢️🛢️🛢️🛢️ 🗽🗽🗽🗽🗽🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🔥️🔥️🔥🔥🔥🔥
Random guy: What the actual fuck am I doing here?

by Ciancoolguy September 17, 2023

American public schools

You wanna make dumb decisions and get paid for them ? Become a teacher here ! Wanna seem “woke” but also want to let teenage girls be harassed by a delusional man in their locker room because he’s a “woman” too ? American public schools! Wanna teach kindergarteners about sexual kinks? Your hired !

Parent:I’m sending my child to public school
Concerned adult:Good luck
P: Why?
CA:American public schools are a breeding ground for blue haired libs and feminazis.

by K.wh September 27, 2023

american colonialism

Americans taking culture from countries in decline

Matt, do you love sushi?

The American food?

Yes Matt. That's the consequences of American colonialism.

by Pzrple October 3, 2023

U.S. American

a term to describe people who are citizen of the USA. used to avoid confusion between the United States of America (USA) and the rest of the American continent such as Canada, Mexico, Brazil, El Salvador, etc…

Person 1: wait are you American?
Person 2: yeah im from Mexico
Person 1: ooohh i thought you were an U.S. American

by Random_Dude6661 October 3, 2023