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God Bless America 

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).
Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.
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United States Of America

The United States Of America is basically the edgy kid in class that tries to be different and unique from everyone else and also tries to force their beliefs onto other people.
I don't want to be an idiot of The United States Of America any longer!

briteeeeeeesh north america 

The idiot component of north america (de-capped) — always been there. The people of the type to think they should rule & are above you, in their compulsion to shame & denigrate you, to the last of your self-respect. The quickest way achieving that feeling? The primal instinct of humans to think, "I'm smarter. I'm better. Follow me! Yeaahhh!!!".

Hence, the types to respond, "you're stupid!" to the suggestion something is stupid, in their weird mental gymnastics (look it up) to NEVER PROCESS ANY argument & go over & around it (I suppose we all do it) IN THE MOST ABSURD MANUEVERS. You see them playing the back & forth "you're stupid!" ping-pong in protests.

Only in their WEIRDER compulsion of saying over (like denisovan-types), by saying over things, you EVENTUALLY make it true. They say history is written by the winners? It works the opposite with them. By saying over history, you EVENTUALLY win. Before, it's only worked in their gullible population, in situ.

Everything in their heads is SO polarized. The types too wide-eyed look at you, lost in YOUR COLOR & have already stopped comprehending the human words you are uttering. Time to recognize them as british-types.

So weird.

Now they've pulled north america (actually, forget cana-duh, it'll always be like that, despite what it keeps telling itself) further in into their thinking with incessant messaging, propaganda & b.s. content.

north americans are gullible now.
Guy 1: You still want to immigrate to the US?
Guy 2: I have SERIOUS doubts, mate. It's briteeeeeeesh north america now. Actually forget cana-duh. These british-types, they ARE NOT AT ALL SMART OR INTELLIGENT. Not that that's the issue... Hard to say really, if they do it for global American backing or, knowing them, again, to feed their instant gratification ego. They are so odd, mate... At best, they have ways to fool themselves of the APPEARANCE & perception of being other than their dumb selves. Now, the new generation of north americans are just like them.

Another example:

Dude 1: You gonna screw that Melissa tonight?
Dude 2: She's dirty now, man, but you know she's always up for it!!!...

The United States of America 

The United States of America is a country situated in North America, sandwiched between Canada and Mexico (with the exception of Alaska and Hawaii). It's a first world country with some problems and issues which happened to be the only superpower, nothing more, nothing less.

To extremists, however, the United States of America is either a state which its civilians are fatso's cocking guns into eachother every few seconds, a future ethnostate which needs to remove immigrants one way or another, a perfect country which can do no wrong, or a boogeyman evil which can't do absolutely good and need to be either "liberated", or collapse.
Person: The United States of America is a North American country between Canada and Mexico. It's a first world country which has some issues that need to be fixed, but still a pretty nice country. Can't wait to get my hands on some Texas BBQ and some Gumbo.
European extremists: Huh, inferior Americans, fatty guys eating at McDonald's every day while shooting each other with guns.
White Supremacists: The US needs to remove any immigrants to protect our culture!
Hypernationalists: Oh, the Trail of Tears and the Iraq War? That was justified bro.
Tankies: THE US IS OPPRESSING POOR INNOCENT CHINA, NORTH KOREA, AND CUBA WITH THE CIA AND HIS PUPPETS. WE NEED TO MAKE IT COLLAPSE IN ORDER TO FULFILL OUR COMMUNIST UTOPIA OR LIBERATED WITH DADDY'S XI HELP!! GLORY TO THE REVOLUTION!!!!!!!!!

Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America 

She is considered to be one of the most beautiful women to have ever walked the earth .

She's kind funny flirty and extremely compassionate towards others.

The kinda woman that makes you want to get on your knees and thank god that your a man.
Person 1 . Oh dam look at that woman in the white dress !!

Person 2. That's not a woman thats Dutchess Hayley of Sweetheart America she is a Regal and kind OLDERWOMAN

1. Why did you yell olderwoman bro im right here?!?

2. The legend goes that if she hears "olderwoman" or " goodgirl" she will gift you with a smile that could melt butter.

Bands of America

Also known as BOA, they are the organization who runs one of the largest competitive high school marching band circuits in America. Their largest competition, Grand Nationals (also called Grand Nats) in Indianapolis, Indiana, is known to be rigged towards bands from Indiana, along with certain bands from Texas who are willing to pay up.
Person 1: Man, I can't believe that Castle, Brownsburg, and Fishers made it into Grand Nats Finals over American Fork, O'Fallon Township, and Moe & Gene Johnson

Person 2: That's just Bands of America for you

i refer to my ass as america 

because it shits out random stuff
i refer to my ass as america because it shits out random stuff