When you take a shit, but when you look in the bowl, it's not there. You wipe, and you're clean. Did you really shit?
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
It probably sank down into the pipe or whatever, but *how do you know?*
by hardturkeycider June 27, 2021

When your in the passion of conversation and look over to see your significant other looking at their their device....
by Bertman2000 December 17, 2017

by kekxdkek October 2, 2020

you send some1 away who is already dead... but you have the feeling that he is around you so you send him away
you send your dead friend Paul away b'cus you think he is around you when you don't want him to be around you so you ghost away him
by BigDckBandit October 19, 2017

a deeply painful feeling of surrealistic bleeding especially in the genital region that can be remedied by conjectural tampons.
My agonizing ghost bleed felt so authentic that I had to rush to emerge to validate that in fact it was a ghost bleed.
by Artsy89q December 19, 2011

by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
