feeding biscuits to a Bear

Wasting time

Stop Feeding biscuits to a bear

by Eid the kid May 19, 2017

gummy bear orgy

A condition where all the gummy bears in a bag have fused together, resembling an orgy scene. They melt together when heated.

The bag was just one big gummy bear orgy after I sat on it, but still tasty and delicious.

by not wholly racist January 08, 2017

A Lew Bear Footlong

A large male member slathered in salad and coleslaw with a possible side of cookies

When the night need to end in a bang and you need an explosion in your mouth always go for a A Lew Bear Footlong

by The Northern One October 10, 2021

Oriental Grizzly Bear

1. The Asiatic version of your everyday, household grizzly bear. Known for its black and white "marks" and its strictly bamboo diet. Much like the daughter, it is slowly disappearing from China, and may soon be on its way to extinction.

2. Also known as a Panda Bear

(scientific name: Ailuropoda Melanoleuca, also Jack Black)

1.I went to the zoo and saw an oriental grizzly bear. They claim it may be one of the last in existance.

2.Jack Black played an animated oriental grizzly bear in the movie "Kung-Fu Panda."

by cre711 February 12, 2011

dead baby bear

A phrased used when an individual is out cold after smoking a massive joint or from massive exhaustion.

Yo what was in that shit we smoked last night? I PTFO like a dead baby bear.

by Seburo September 09, 2009

Bear With Wide Cave

This dangerous and reckless creature is so horrifyingly grotesque it could scare away the most disgusting and perverse creatures. In the indiginous forests of Fairfax and Centreville areas and possibly Manassas on an off evening this creature resides. It carries various diseases 77 and a half to be exact. It has large floppy arms, a good amount of piercings, a ridicously hideous nose, and giant hip bones. We fear this creature round these parts. You never know when it could appear...you could be at a friends house having a bon fire in his woods out back and all the sudden it just disrupts and disgruntles everyone. We run for fear that we might catch a sometimes fatal disease..like pistols.

Person1:: Hey dude, whats up?
Person2:: Nothing dog.
Person3:: Oh damnnnn it's Bear With Wide Cave!!!!
*Everyone goes indoors*

by Kim Ginaaa February 27, 2009

mango black bear

shiting on a male penis and inserting it into a females vagina.

where's sam? oh he is giving a chick a mango black bear.

by itsreal January 23, 2012