Zoomer Hoomer

Terribly unfunny media and jokes that only Zoomers find funny. Zero depth or actual comedy is ever involved.

Patricia recommended "Anyone but You" and it was totally Zoomer Hoomer.

by ZoomerHoomer February 9, 2024

zoomergaze

music for terminally online gen z. typically includes artists such as novulent, flyingfish, title fight, whirr, julie, etc.

"yo you heard scars by novulent?"
"nah, i dont fuck with that zoomergaze shit"

by jucko01 June 14, 2024

zoober

A way to say “cool” or “amazing” but with added zest.

“Damn, Jessica is so zoober. Should I ask her out?”

by zooberlicious June 30, 2024

Zoomer

A member of Generation Z who thinks political polarisation and reactionary conservatism was never a thing before 2015-2016 despite being unconscious during the Tea Party movement and Bush’s presidency.

Zoomer: Wish we could go back to the early 2010s where we weren’t divided by partisan lines

Anyone born before 2001: Ok zoomer.

by GayBlackie24 September 13, 2024

Zoomer Strut

The backwards walk after a person starts a video. Usually seen at the beginning of a selfie video. Found on social media apps. For example in Instergram reels and stories.

Damn that 3 second zoomer strut is crazy.

Did you watch the reel I sent you?
Yeah that's the longest zoomer strut I ever seen!
Ikr.

by Richhart December 19, 2024

Zooer

A Zooer is what you call someone apart of the funniewars clan "Zetrro Zoo"

This guy is in the Zetrro Zoo he must be a Zooer

by umendan February 8, 2025

Zoomercon

The opposite of a Boomercon. A Zoomercon (Zoomer + Conservative) is a young heavily online right-winger, ranging from their teens to their 20s. Zoomercons differ heavily from Boomercons in many issues, as Zoomercons show preference towards extremely nativist, white nationalist and anti-Jewish views.
Boomercons heavily support Israel while Zoomercons hate it, Boomercons support mass migration as long as it's legal while Zoomercons only want white migrants, Boomercons tend to like corporations while Zoomercons hate them because they see them as globalist and Jewish at their core.

Joe: Why don't those kids like Israel, are they a bunch of leftists?
Billy: No, they're zoomercons.

by Running in the 2090s March 22, 2025