yoanna

nicest people you will ever meet. Future mans named after a lion in the country Turkey

He loves yoanna

by donthaveonee September 7, 2019

Combat Yoga

When a couple decides to have rough intercourse.

Human 1: I've had a stressful day and want to let it out.
Human 2: Down for combat yoga?
Human 1: Ooh that's what I need!
Human 2: Game on!!

by NobleKode December 2, 2014

front seat yoga

The act of having some form of "intimacy" in the front seat of a vehicle. "Intimacy" can range from kissing to as much as full-on sex. Front seat yoga has been known to include making footprints on the inside of a windshield and the fogging of windows.

Kristin...my AC controls are all messed up in my car...were you and Jimmy engaged in a little front seat yoga on your date last night??

by jfwordsmythe March 20, 2017

Yoga

A meditational exercise involving tying oneself up in knots resembling those found in pretzels.

None needed

by S.Muirhaven August 16, 2003

Hot Yoga

Hot Yoga is a auto-erotic act which is accomplished only through a mastery of the flexibility gained by extensive practice of yoga and strong fecalphilial urges. To accomplish a Hot Yoga, one must be flexible enough to bend their head and pelvis close enough together to pass a bowel movement onto one's own face. There exists several positions and varriations, but ultimately must be done by either bending the head forward towards the crotch or with greater difficulty, bending of the head backwards toward the rectum and releasing a bowel movement of any consistency onto one's own face.

Steven practices Hot Yoga so he can dump on his own face when nobody is around to do it.

Tom worked on his flexibility for years just so he could give himself a Hot Yoga.

by Humpergoat January 25, 2011

airplane yoga

What you have to do when the airplane is so overcrowded you cannot walk. Always occurs during long 10+ hour flights. The plane will usually crash and catch on fire, making escape very interesting. A hole is commonly torn in the side of the plane as everyone hits the door at the same time.

I had to perform airplane yoga to fit into my economy seat.

by Coffin Henry June 24, 2006

Yoga Pants

Comfortable black pants that cater to menopausal women in order to help them feel sexier than they actually are. Commonly paired with wine to enhance the delusion.

My 49 year-old mother was sitting on the couch drinking Pinot Noir and said, "I just live in my yoga pants!"

by Artlife September 5, 2018