Xander Simmonds

Absolute legend at Basketball due to AUSA Membership. Can be caught rizzing HH around the clock.

That kid Xander Simmonds is rizzing up HH.

by Susbus123 October 17, 2023

Xander

pain incarnate

dude did you see Xander kick that guy yesterday

by bigman4206969420 November 13, 2023

Xander

Hyper attracted to women, they are not necessarily straight or lesbian but cannot resist feminine charms. Often find themselves a male wife if they cant choose a side.

That's a Xander over there

by Sanda Panda November 21, 2023

Xander

Xander, also known as 'VX Galaxy', has the thickest ass in the universe

"You here comes Xander"
"Yeah, you can see his ass from a mile away

by TheDoorbell November 27, 2023

Xander

a man that LOVES sucking cock

“hey im Xander and I LOVE cock, especially sucking on it”

by knivesirl February 11, 2024

Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.

“Xander is so hot 🥵”

by 1010789 February 23, 2024

xanderlive

Xanderlive is a noun referring to a cool person, typically one with a lot of friends and who gets all the bitches.

Oh wow, that guy's totally a XanderLive, I can sense his aura from here!
I wish I was a XanderLive like that guy!

by MorphdSMP March 19, 2024