Its when you go ass to mouth
Gary decided to go down on Betty he went further and kissed her brown hole then came up to kiss her on the mouth. He gave her a willy wonka kiss.
by Chkygal October 7, 2015
Get the willy wonka kiss mug.A person who likes to outline a process, regardless of topic. This person employs vizio charts, gliffy accounts, and label makers as tools of the trade. They do not rest until the entire process out been outlined and responsibilities are established.
Gina is a total process wonk - she put together an organizational chart with everyone's faces and flowcharts for our delivery schedule.
by pengells June 19, 2016
Get the process wonk mug.Willy Wonka's twin drug addict. Wirry had it hard growing up. The younger of the twins, he did not receive the same love and care as his brother, Willy. When Willy revealed he was opening a chocolate factory. Wirry became depressed and turned to drugs to ease the pain. Soon, he found himself broke and homeless. To make ends meet and feed his addiction, he turned to a life of prostitution. For years, he sucked many dicks. So many dicks. Like bro, you don't know how many dicks he sucked. Countless. He wasn't racist either. He sucked all kinds of dicks. White dicks, black dicks, brown dicks, yellow dicks, blue dicks. All the dicks, man. Wow, thinking about all those dicks got me off topic. Where was I again? Ahhh, fuck it. Goddamn, the things I would do to take a fat tenderloin to the throat right now. I mean, seriously. I am so fucking hard right now just thinking about it. Maybe if I touch this cold wall next to my bed, it might reduce my sexual swelling. I mean, like, I just want to be manhandled right now by someone's horse-sized meat stick. Oh god, just the thought of it sliding in and out of my male virgin asshole makes my cock scream. But anyway, yeah, that's the sad, unfortunate story of Wirry Wonka.
Big Dick: Yo nig-nog, you heading to that circle jerk tonight?
Captain Assdick: Nah niggaroni, I'm gonna go do heavy drugs and get so fucking blasted till I can see stars with my nigga Wirry Wonka
Captain Assdick: Nah niggaroni, I'm gonna go do heavy drugs and get so fucking blasted till I can see stars with my nigga Wirry Wonka
by Wirry Wonka July 3, 2016
Get the Wirry Wonka mug.It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.
by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017
Get the wet wonker mug.When you give a girl 12 ounces of horse laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally while a bursting stream of doo-doo water squirts out her ass at the speed of sound. (Usually lasting a couple hours)
Example: Yo I turned Sarah into a Willy Wonka Squirt Machine last night and now our walls are 5 shades darker.
by kangkai da king December 6, 2019
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Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”
Defines a female who is generally “wonky.”
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